A strong and mighty ally is Kuriboh,
For truer friend and spirit's rare to find.
Though smaller than your average gazebo,
They dwell in hearts that are both brave and kind.
Though small and hairy fuzzballs to the eye,
The wisest duelists have far more in mind;
They gang one-millionfold with Multiply,
Withstand the blast to build a strong defense,
Explode on contact, toughest foes they fry,
For monsters, they sure have a lot of sense.
Some think they're weak; you wouldn't want to be those
They're never right, it's proven, and so hence:
'Curse you, King of Games, and your Kuribohs!'

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Don't knock the Kuriboh. It just might be the last move you ever make. I love Kuribohs. As I've raved on about plenty of times before, Kuriboh follows the 'like cards, like duelist' rule with Yugi very closely; always underestimated. They also always have really good advice. I like the poetic form here; I made it up myself. It rhymes in groups of threes, so as to go, ABABCBCDCDADA