Battle City in Limericks

 
     
Round 1
         

Let the Finals Begin! Yugi, Mai,
And Joey arrive. In the sky,
They, "Marik", and "Namu",
Bakura, Ishizu,
And Kaiba for destiny vie.

     
     
         
 

First duel was Dark Spirit Revealed.
Since Bakura and Marik had dealed,
When Sky Dragon wrapped,
Good Bakura was trapped
Against Slifer, alone on the field.

     
    Slifer's blast would be more than a ding
To Bakura, whose arm needs a sling.
Y-Bak, he came through
'Cause he needs his host, too,
And Tea got hold of the Ring!
 
         
 

Duke and Tristan, for love, are such clods,
And Shadi tells Yugi the quods:
Pegasus painted
And when he'd created,
He knew he had angered the gods.

     
 

Next duel, Joey says, bring it ON!
Soon "Marik's" lifepoints will be gone!
Round one sure pays off,
But Great Ra would just scoff,
If Marik played, not Odion!

   

In this duel, things are getting quite weird;
Ra struck, and both duelists were seared.
Joey dreamed and awoke,
A new Marik first spoke,
Not as kind as the one we had feared.

   
 

Next, Joey and Mai have a fight
(Hidden crushes are good cause for flight!)
I don't need all of you,
Says Mai, I can win, too,
Against Marik, his forehead alight.

   

In a warmup to conquer the throne,
Marik's cruelty on poor Mai would hone;
Friendship in Joey's eye
V. Great Beast of the Sky
Leaves Mai among shadows, alone.

   
  Clear the way-- let the torment begin!
Kaiba's sure with Tormentor he'll win.
Ishizu stands tall
With the Necklace's thrall,
To save bro from the mess he is in.
   

Ishizu sets foe a trap; Great
Obelisk is perfect bait.
But Blue-Eyes steps in
And grabs Kaiba the win
Such are the perils of Fate.

   
  A secret needs now to be told;
Marik's family lived down in the cold,
Discovered the world,
Bitter evil unfurled,
And Yugi gets Necklace of gold.
   
  Next, three evil spirits would fight
A dark shadow game late in the night.
Kaiba deciphers
Obelisk and Slifer's
Counterpart takes phoenix flight.
 

 

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