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Original Air Date: August 22, 2006
TEASER
(At Duel Academy's largest indoor duel stage, Obelisk Arena, the room is buzzing. A big match is about to begin. Vice-Chancellor Bonaparte, shorter than either of the duelists, presides while the competitors exchange and shuffle their decks, meeting eyes. To Bonaparte's left is Chazz, slightly taller than the blue-blazered, round-cheeked, brown-haired kid facing him on Bonaparte's right. Chazz's opponent speaks.)
Reggie: Look who it is! The guy who got booted from the Blues. You're goin' down!
Chazz: Look, kid; you're an obnoxious little punk, and I can respect that. But no snot-nosed *freshman* can stand up to the Chazz!
(They return each other's decks. Around them, the stadium is packed maybe 5/6 of the way full, with an empty section opposite the doorway.)
Jaden: We're gonna be late for the first official duel of the year!!
(Jaden, Syrus, and Alexis are running down a hallway in the main building.)
Syrus: How come I never see you running this fast when you're late for a *class*?
Alexis: 'Cause he saves his energy for sprinting *out of* class!
(Down the hallway, they hear cheering...)
(Bonaparte addresses the stadium with a handheld mic; he opens his mouth wide as he speaks, so everyone can clearly see his pointy little teeth.)
Bonaparte: Bonjour! I'm sure by now you all know who *I*...
(Jaden, Syrus, and Alexis are entering the stadium at the doorway.)
Syrus: Who's the short fat bald guy?
(Chazz and Reggie are walking to opposite ends of the stage.)
Bonaparte: For those who *don't*, I'm your Vice-Chancellor Jean-Louis Bonaparte. But enough about me-- this is about *him*!
(Bonaparte points dramatically at Chazz. His bald pate gleams in the stage lights when indicated.)
Bonaparte: Former Obelisk Blue student Chazz Princeton! (gleam) If 'e wins, he goes *back to the Blue dorm*! Trust me-- this is a duel you *don't* wanna miss!
(Opening)
ACT 1 <1:57>
(Jaden, Syrus, and Alexis walk across the floor to find seats.)
Jaden: Did *you guys* hear *that*? If Chazz wins this duel, he gets a free pass back to Obelisk Blue! <2:00>
Syrus: Yeah, but if ya ask *me*, that shoulda been *you*. What boob would pick *Chazz*!
Crowler: *This* boob.
Syrus: Huh? Doctor Crowler!
(Crowler is standing over them at the base of the stairs into the empty seats, looking irritated as usual. He glares at Syrus beadily.)
Crowler: It's *Chancellor* Crowler now. And there's a *reason* I chose Chazz for this duel; quite a *brilliant* reason in fact!
(The three students stand and stare up at him blankly.)
Alexis (mutters aside): Somehow I doubt that...
Crowler: What was that?! Do you slackers know who joined this year's freshman class? Duelist league all-star Aster Phoenix!
Alexis: He *enrolled here*?
Syrus: As a *student*?
Jaden: So where *is* 'e?
(Crowler chews a handkerchief in agitation.)
Crowler: Well that's just it-- for some reason he never showed up!!
(Crowler lets out a comical sob.)
(Flashback. Crowler picks petals off an orange flower.)
FB Crowler: He loves Duel Academy... he loves us not... he loves Duel Academy... he loves us not...
(Crowler is sitting huddled on the floor in the Chancellor's office, sitting beneath a poster of Aster Phoenix.)
FB Crowler: He loves Duel Academy... he loves us--
(Bonaparte walks in and loudly interrupts.)
FB Bonaparte: I've been looking *everywhere* for you!!
(Crowler springs to his feet.)
FB Crowler (shrieks): I needed some 'me time', is that all right with you?!
FB Bonaparte: Why, so you can torture flowers?
FB Crowler: No, so I can deal with the 'Aster' debacle. What did I do to make him *hate us*...? (picks more petals) He *hates our school*...! He hates us not! <3:00> He hates our school! He hates us not!
(He picks off the last petal.)
FB Crowler: Ugh! He *hates us*...! It's me!!!! I've driven him awa-a-a-ay!!!
(Then, rapid mood shift; Crowler cheerily runs over to the desk and picks up a poster to show to Bonaparte.)
FB Crowler: Oh well, there's no sense dwelling in the past! We can't *find a star*, so we'll have to *create* one! And Chazz Princeton is the perfect candidate to launch Duel Academy into the spotlight!
(Crowler's poster depicts a dramatic showdown between Chazz and Reggie.)
FB Bonaparte: He *can't* be the face of our school!! He's a *Slifer Red* for pete's sake!
FB Crowler (wags a finger): Not for long! This duel will be his chance to return to glory! It's called 'marketing'-- look it up! You see, crowds will come *rushing* to see if Chazz still has what it takes.
(End Flashback.)
(Having finished his story, Crowler smirks with satisfaction.)
Alexis: That's the most selfish, egotistical thing I've ever heard!
Crowler: Thank you!
(The three students are unamused.)
Bonaparte (on mic): Give a big Duel Academy welcome to our challenger! He's our top-ranking freshman! So give it up-- for mister Reginald van Howell the Third!
(Chazz's opponent waves to the cheering crowd. Chazz is silent.)
(Jaden, Syrus, and Alexis are now seated in the stands, with Crowler in the row behind them.) <4:00>
Jaden: This Reginald kid must be a pretty good duelist; it's his first year at this place! And he's already an Obelisk Blue!
Syrus: No joke. He's just like Chazz... well, before he became a has-been.
Crowler (think): The *whole school* is abuzz; now all I need is for Chazz to win! Then, his family's fame, *and pocketbook*, will make me chancellor of the most powerful prep school on earth!
(Down in the arena, Chazz and Reggie are squaring off, Bonaparte between them with the mic.)
Bonaparte: All right-- you know the drill-- no direct attacks below the belt, but trash talk is encouraged.
Reggie: Then allow me to kick off the insults! You're a nasty, stuck-up snob, and *no one here* likes you!
(Bonaparte climbs down from the stage-- difficult, since it's taller than he is. When he lets go of the edge, he falls ungracefully to the floor. No one notices.)
Chazz: I'm waiting for the *insult*! (Reggie gasps) Maybe you haven't picked up on this yet, *little Reggie*, but I do things *my way*! And I didn't come here to win any popularity contests!
Jaden: Tell us something we *don't* know!
Syrus: Yeah, Chazz-- I didn't take all those noogies and purple nurples as a sign of *friendship*!
Chazz: All right-- let's get on with this. Talk is cheap; and unlike *you*... (he points right at Reggie) I don't *do* cheap!
Bonaparte (on mic): Now that the insults have been hurled, let's hurl some cards! <5:00>
(Beyond Chazz, Jaden and pals can be seen but Crowler has relocated elsewhere.)
Chazz and Reggie: Sounds good!
(Both activate their duel disks and start with 4000 lifepoints. Reggie draws first.)
Reggie: I'll kick this thing off-- with my Marauding Captain!
[Marauding Captain 1200///]
Reggie: And now that *he's* on the field, I can summon *yet another* monster! Warrior Lady of the Wasteland!
[Warrior Lady of the Wasteland 1100///]
Chazz: Can I *yawn* yet? Or d'ya have some *more* lame cards? Please tell me you're *done*!
Reggie: Not by a long-shot, *Chazzie*. Check *this* out-- I activate, my "Jewel Sword"! And add it to my Marauding Captain!
(Marauding Captain's attack points increase to 1500, and his sword gets longer. We glimpse Reggie's hand-- Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade, Gilford the Legend, and Call of the Haunted.)
Reggie: But that's not my *only* upgrade! Next I'll boost my *Warrior Lady* with "Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade"!
(Her attack points now read 1400.)
Syrus: Not bad! He's really giving Chazz a run for his money, guys!
Jaden: Yeah-- and Chazz has a ton a' cash.
Reggie: I'll throw *this* down and call it a turn! Now-- <6:00> looks like *you're* up, Chazzball! Think you have what it takes? Rumor has it you own the *best deck money can buy*-- now let's see if it was worth it!
ACT 2 <6:11>
Reggie: What's the problem? Afraid all this time as a *Slifer* turned you into a *slacker*?
(Chazz coolly doesn't respond.)
Reggie: That black getup doesn't fool *me*; you're a *red-coat*, *Chazzie*!
Chazz: D'you *ever* shut up? This should help-- (draw) I play, X-Head Cannon!
[X-Head Cannon 1800///]
Chazz: Now try *this* on for size! My "Graceful Charity" spell card! This lets me draw three new cards as long as I *ditch* two.
(Chazz looks at his hand after drawing and before discarding; Enchanting Fitting Room, Mecha Ojama King Transformation, Ojama Ride, Ojamagic, Chthonian Polymer, Chthonian Alliance, and Ojama Delta Wear.)
Chazz: I'll start by tossing my "Chthonian Polymer" trap card! Then I'll dump "Ojamagic".
('Chthonian' is pronounced here 'Chithonian'.)
Reggie: Say wha?! Ojama *who*?!
(Chazz sends the two card to his graveyard.)
Chazz (falsely sympathetic): Am I goin' too *fast*, Reggie? Lemme *dumb things down* for ya. *"Ojamagic"* It adds *these three cards* to my hand!
(The three Ojama brothers appear around Chazz in spirit form.)
Ojama Yellow and Black: Where the party at!!
(Ojama Yellow floats up near Chazz's ear.)
Ojama Yellow: Can *I* attack, boss? Can I, *please*?? <7:00>
(Chazz grits his teeth with annoyance. Reggie takes a few steps back.)
Reggie: I don't *get* it! Why would you play three total wimps?
Chazz: *This* is why! Never underestimate the power of the Chazz! Now read it and weep!
Reggie: "Ojama Ride"?!?!
Chazz: I'm guessing by the stunned look on your face that you know what happens next. I can summon three powerful machine monsters to the field; as long as I scrap these *three little freaks*.
Ojamas: Say it ain't so!!
(The three Ojamas get sucked into Chazz's graveyard, wailing.)
Chazz: Who's the slacker *now*, Reggie? Here's a hint-- he's a prep-school pipsqueak, and he's in way over his dorky haircut!
Reggie: Is it *you*?
Chazz: No, it's *you*! Oh, *just watch*!
[Y-Dragon Head ///]
[Z-Metal Tank ///]
Chazz: I play, Y-Dragon Head, and Z-Metal Tank! And that means, I can combine X, Y, and Z! To form XYZ-Dragon Cannon!
[XYZ-Dragon Cannon ///]
Reggie: This is bad! <8:00>
Chazz: *Perceptive*. And it's gonna get worse when I activate its special ability. By putting two cards in my graveyard (Enchanting Fitting Room and Chthonian Alliance), I instantly send *both of your monsters* packing!
(Warrior Lady of the Wasteland and Marauding Captain poof away.)
Chazz: Oh well-- there goes your defense! Dragon Cannon! Direct attack!
(Direct hit; big light show. Reggie braces against the blast, and his lifepoints plummet all the way to 1200. He's starting to sweat.)
Chazz: Still think ya have a shot?
Reggie: You're gonna be sorry you did that to me! Because thanks to my Jewel Sword, I get to draw one card from my deck!
Chazz: You've got me *shakin' in my boots*.
Bonaparte: This obnoxious rich kid isn't half-bad!
Crowler: You sound *surprised*, Bonaparte.
(Crowler sits down next to him. Bonaparte's head gleams, with sound effect, where indicated.)
Crowler: You should really have more *faith* in me. There's a *reason* they promoted (gleam) *me* to Chancellor.
Bonaparte: Yeah-- (gleam) 'cause everyone else turned the job down! Heheheh!
Crowler (think): *I'll* have the last laugh!
Reggie: Lemme show ya how it's done! (draw) I activate-- a personal favorite of mine called "Pot of Greed"! <9:00>
(Pot of Greed appears on the field in the form of a big mug-shaped green pot like on the card, about as tall as Reggie, hovering in the air next to him snickering.)
Reggie: Sorry-- now I pick up two *more* cards.
(Reggie's new cards are Armed Samurai - Ben Kei and Grade Sword.)
Chazz: *Stalling for time* won't work, kid!
Reggie: Does *this* look like stalling to you? I reveal, "Call of the Haunted"-- which brings a monster back from my graveyard! And I choose, Warrior Lady of the Wasteland!
[Warrior Lady of the Wasteland 1100///]
Reggie: And now, since I'm the kind a' guy who likes to take care of his peeps, I'm giving her a shiny new "Grade Sword"-- *and* a few more points!
(Warrior Lady's new attack point total is 1400.)
Chazz: Well *that* was pointless! It's simple math-- you only raised her by *three hundred*! She still doesn't come *close* to my Dragon Cannon!
Reggie: That's exactly why I plan to sacrifice her-- so I can play-- a little card called Gilford the Legend!
Chazz: You're *kidding*...!!
Reggie: Does *this* look like a joke?
[Gilford the Legend 2600///]
Jaden: What a *sweet move*!
Alexis: Yeah, this freshman really knows his stuff! And with that nasty 'tude, he's like a *mini-Chazz*.
Jaden: Eeuuhh.
Syrus: Now *that's* a scary thought.
Reggie: Check *this* out! <10:00> It's time for Gilford to *really* strut his stuff. Thanks to his special ability, he gets exclusive access to every equip spell in my graveyard!
Chazz: Uah?!
Reggie: Giving Gilford his very own "Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade"!
(Gilford's massive sword changes shape to look like Phoenix Blade. His attack points increase to 2900.)
Reggie: Oh yeah-- *and* he gets a "Jewel Sword"!
(With the addition of another blade, Gilford's sword gets even bigger and longer. His points rise to 3200.)
Reggie: And to *that*, I'll add a "Grade Sword"! Giving Gilford a total of thirty-five-hundred points! How d'ya like my math *now*? Well there's *more*! I play my Flamberge spell card! Now all I have to do is send one card to the graveyard and Gilford gets even stronger!
("Wicked-Breaking Flamberge - Baou". He sent Armed Samurai - Ben Kei to the graveyard. Big light show. When we see the sword again, it is a sight to behold, to the point of outrageously ostentatious. It is now glowing red; hilt to tip, it's as long as the distance across the field and about as thick as either duelist is tall; and Gilford's points now stand at 4000.)
Syrus: That sword needs its own zip code!!
Jaden: I know-- get a load a' Chazz!
(Chazz is breathing fast, staring up at the huge behemoth of a weapon, in shock.)
Jaden (VO): He's *buggin' out*!
Syrus (VO): A twenty-two-foot flaming sword'll do that to a guy!
ACT 3 <10:55>
(Reggie's monster is wielding a gigantic sword that glows with red fire.)
Reggie: If you think this sword *looks* scary, <11:00> watch what it can do!
(Gilford the Legend raises the impossible weapon high...)
Jaden: Here we go!
(...And smashes it down on XYZ-Dragon Cannon. Chazz's lifepoints sink to 2800.)
Reggie: You're defenseless!
Chazz: Heheheheh! You'd like to *think* so, but the Chazz *always has a plan*! So I play *this*--! Anything look *familiar*?! *I* have a "Pot of Greed" also! And it lets me draw two cards.
(Chazz's draws are "Ojamandala" and "Ojama Delta Hurricane!!")
Chazz: Well, whaddaya know-- it's "Ojamandala"!
Reggie: Huh...! Don't even *tell* me...!
Chazz: I give up a thousand points, to bring back you-know-who!
(Chazz's lifepoints are now 1800.)
Ojamas: It's good to be back, folks!
[Ojama Yellow 0/1000/L2/light]
[Ojama Black /1000//]
[Ojama Green /1000//]
Chazz: These three *misfits* may not look like much, but they're about to *take you down*!
Reggie: With *what*?
Chazz: Relax; you'll see.
Reggie: Huh?! You're bluffing!
(Chazz plays "Ojama Delta Hurricane!!")
Chazz: Time to rough 'im up, boys. Now go!
Ojamas: Sure, boss!
Ojama Yellow: Let's *shake*-- !
Ojama Black: -- rattle --
Ojama Green: -- and roll!
Ojama Yellow: Ojama-style!!! <12:00>
(They've just soared dramatically into the sky. Now they float down next to Gilford's nose, taunt him for a moment--)
Ojamas: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
(They put their three red-undied butts together, and start spinning around rapidly. The whirlwind widens into a ring.)
Chazz: Now take 'im for a spin, boys!!
(The ring settles around Gilford, and he explodes.)
Reggie: The strongest monster in my deck...! Destroyed by *dweebs*... in *undies*.
Chazz: They may seem like a buncha wimps, but these three mutants can be pretty vicious, especially when they're used with "Ojama Delta Hurricane!!".
Reggie: Rrrgghh... Oh yeah? Well you activated the special effect of my Jewel Sword, so now I get to draw one card from my deck.
Chazz: I'll lay this facedown and put you out of your misery.
Reggie: Wait, lemme guess-- that's another *lame Ojama card*, right?
Chazz: Why d'ya say *that*?
Reggie: Oh, *I* don't know-- maybe because you built your entire *deck* around the *three stooges*! I've had it! Those *freaks*... made a fool outta me for the last time!!
Chazz: You're right, kid. Why let them make a fool out of you when you do such a great job making a fool out of *yourself.* <13:00>
Reggie: *Whatever*. You're a second-rate duelist with a third-rate deck! Now watch-- and learn! (draw) Ya *see this*? (he shows "Premature Burial") It's called a *real* card! And once I pay eight hundred points, a monster comes back from my grave! And I choose my Armed Samurai - Ben Kei!
[Armed Samurai - Ben Kei 500/800/L4/dark]
Reggie: But wait-- I'm not done! Next I'll remove two warriors from the game, and it's all thanks to the special ability of my Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade spell card!
(He removes Marauding Captain and Warrior Lady of the Wasteland from his graveyard, in addition to Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade.)
Reggie: Now there's *one thing left to do*. Ready? I take "Lightning Blade" and Divine Sword (Phoenix Blade) and give 'em to Samurai Ben Kei!
(Ben Kei's attack points rise to a total of 1600.)
Reggie: Now attack! Destroy that yellow pipsqueak!!
Ben Kei: Aahhhh...!
(Ojama Yellow goes flying, the card he was sitting on slashed in two.)
Ojama Yellow: Haaah!!
Reggie: You're not in the clear *yet*-- not by a long-shot, *Chazz*! <14:00> My Samurai gets an extra attack for every card he's equipped with!
Chazz: Ah...! What?!
Jaden: Do the *math*-- Reggie gets three more attacks!
(Only Ojamas Black and Green remain on Chazz's field, both in defense mode.)
Jaden (VO): And Chazz only has *two* monsters. ...No, seriously, do the math for me.
Reggie: One!!
(Ben Kei slashes Ojama Black next-- )
Reggie: Two!!
(And Ojama Green is the next to go. All Chazz has left on the field is a facedown card.)
Chazz (think): Decision time! If I activate my trap card *now*, I'll block his direct attack! But I'll *also* lose one of my Ojamas. Oh, well... no pain, *no gain*!!
(And he looks away from his facedown and faces down the direct attack, ready to meet it head-on.)
Reggie: Strike three, you're out!!
(Ben Kei slashes Chazz, knocking him backwards off his feet. He has only 200 lifepoints left.)
Chazz: Uuaagghh...!
Reggie: Oh, what's wrong! You miss your *little friends*? Loogie, mucus, and snotball?!
Chazz: They're- *not* my friends! But I'll bring 'em back anyway!
(Chazz activates his facedown.)
Reggie: Huh?! What?
Chazz: My "Ojama Delta Wear" card automatically returns the gruesome threesome to the field!
Ojamas: I betcha missed us!
Ojama Black: I think I'm getting (indistinct)! <15:00>
Ojama Green: He likes us! He *really likes* us!
Ojama Yellow: Oh, happy da-a-a-ay!!
Reggie: Ah, Team Pathetic is reunited. And guess who the biggest loser of them all is!
Chazz (unamused): I'm sure you're about to *tell me*.
Reggie: It's *you*-- and you'll never be a Blue again!!
ACT 4 <15:17>
Reggie: How's it feel to be a *Slifer lifer*?
Chazz: You know, I used to be *just like you*-- an elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed; know *how*?
(He draws, looks at his card, and finishes--)
Chazz: Now I'm a snob who only looks down on *some* people.
(Chazz plays the spell card "Polymerization".)
Chazz: *Anyway*... there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where. Now I merge my Ojamas together to form Ojama King!
[Ojama King ///]
Ojama King (impersonating Elvis): Thank you, thank you very much!
Reggie: Dude, your King has no points!
Chazz: Gee, *thanks*. It's a good thing he won't be around for much longer; 'cause I'm activating *this*. "Mecha Ojama King Transformation"!
(Ojama King poses a bit, then leaps into the air. <16:00> Reggie watches nervously as, high above the arena, Ojama King returns to the field as a robot version of himself. No, really.)
[Mecha Ojama King 0///]
Reggie: But that doesn't make any--
Chazz: Yeah, I know! You're wondering why my *Mecha* Ojama King doesn't have any attack points *either*.
Mecha Ojama King: Huh huh huh huh huh huh!
Chazz: What he *does* have is a handy special ability, that lets me summon one Ojamachine with each turn! So I play, Ojamachine Yellow!
[Ojamachine Yellow 0///]
(Yes, it's a little robot Ojama Yellow.)
Chazz: Did I mention this little geek-bot has a cool party trick of his *own*?
(Ojamachine Yellow opens its mouth, and out of it unfolds a second Ojamachine Yellow; then the second coughs up a third, then the third spits out a fourth.)
Mecha Ojama King: Now-- listen up, little dudes. Hop to it!
Chazz: Attack!
(The tiny yellow robots hop toward the opposite side of the field like little wind-up frogs, giggling.)
Reggie: This is *insane*! My Samurai has sixteen-hundred points; your toads have zero!
(One Ojamachine Yellow hops up to eye level with Ben Kei, clings to the samurai's chest, then explodes.)
Reggie: Yess! I win! ...Huh? <17:00>
Chazz: *Actually*, it's the opposite. When my Ojamachine Yellow is destroyed, my points don't change.
(Chazz retains his 200 lifepoints.)
Chazz: But I can't say the same for *yours*! 'Cause you're about to take three hundred points of damage!
(Another Ojamachine Yellow explodes in Ben Kei's face. Reggie's lifepoints are falling fast. He has only 100 lifepoints left.)
Reggie: That means...!
Chazz: Spit it out, Reggie. It means one more attack and you lose.
Reggie: Haah...!
Chazz: Welcome to Duel Academy, *freshman*!
Mecha Ojama King: Hit 'im, boys!
(The remaining Ojamachines happily leap toward Ben Kei and explode on his chest. Reggie takes the damage.)
Reggie: Waaahh!
(When the smoke clears, Reggie falls to his knees, defeated and completely stunned. Mecha Ojama King disappears with the end of the duel. Chazz points at Reggie.)
Chazz: It looks like slummin' it with the Slifers hasn't hurt my game! Maybe *now* you'll see that the color of your coat doesn't mean *squat*, 'cause an *Obelisk Blue*, who's supposed to be the best of the best, just got schooled by a Slifer Red! Face it, kid-- whether we're wearing blue, yellow, red, or polka dots, you'll always be the same *loser*-- and I'll always be the Chazz!
(He points to the ceiling; the crowd knows their cue.)
Crowd: Chazz it up!
Jaden, Syrus, and Alexis: Chazz it up! <18:00>
Crowler: Chazz it up!
(Bonaparte looks at him in horror.)
Chazz: The Chazz has spoken!!
Crowd: Yeah!!
(Jaden runs up to Chazz from the stands.)
Jaden: Way to win one for the Reds! I always knew you were one of us! C'mere!
(Jaden hugs Chazz.)
Chazz: Ugh...! Back off...! I never said *that*!
(The nearby section of Slifer guys are jumping from their seats and rushing the stage.)
- Three big Slifer cheers for the Chazz!!
(Alexis watches with a smile. Despite Chazz's protests, the crowd of Slifers lifts Chazz on their shoulders and throws him up in the air, cheering--)
Slifers: Slifer!
Chazz: --Agh, don't *drop* me, you dorks! --
Slifers: Slifer!
Chazz: -- I'm *not* one of you! --
Slifers: Slifer!
(Crowler and Bonaparte walk out onto the floor.)
Crowler: Didn't see *this* coming. But if he wants to be a slacker, who'm *I* to stop him?
(The Slifers throw Chazz in the air one more time and let him down. Jaden and Syrus catch his arms. Then all of them freeze, when they hear--)
Crowler (on microphone): Attention please! There's been a change of plans! Chazz Princeton shall remain in Slifer Red!
Slifers: Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up!
(They keep cheering under the next few lines.)
Chazz: But I don't want--
Crowler: There's no need to *thank* me, I'm just doing my job.
Bonaparte: At *this* rate, it won't be your job for very much *longer*.
Chazz: Rrrghhh, will you all shut up?!
(Everyone cheers louder, filling the whole stadium with noise.)
Jaden: Hey Chazz, now that you're our team mascot, we've got a ton a' stuff to do! Fit you for a red jacket, teach you the secret handshake...
Chazz: Nnnghh...!
(Another sunny day at Duel Academy. Syrus is walking down the hallway, when he hears, behind a closed door...)
Crowler (through door): ... But *this* makes an even *better* story for the press! <19:00>
(Crowler is speaking with Bonaparte, who does not look happy at all.)
Bonaparte: Forget about the press-- if you want this school to rise to greatness, there needs to be some changes made.
(Crowler recoils, even a bit frightened by Bonaparte's tone.)
Bonaparte: I told you before, we need to bid the Slifers adieu!
Crowler: You were *serious*?
(Syrus is still listening on the other side of the door.)
Bonaparte (through door): I don't kid, Crowler. It's high time we *tear down the Slifer Dorm*!
Syrus: Tear down the Slifer Dorm?!
Jaden: What?!?!
(In Jaden and Syrus' dorm room a bit later...)
Jaden: Did you just say, 'tear down the Slifer Dorm'?! Are you *positive*?
(Syrus nods fervently, sitting across from Jaden on the floor.)
Syrus: They wanna get rid of us! I'm tellin' ya, I saw this in a *movie* once; these guys in dark suits show up, then they tell us we're gonna *sleep with the fishes*, and no one hears from us again!
(Jaden is listening to Syrus' inference in confusion, then they're interrupted by the building shaking.)
Jaden: Aaahh... oh no, we're too late!
Syrus: You're right! That means we're all gonna get *whacked*!
(Outside, one end of the Dorm building is under heavy construction behind a wall of tarps. Chazz looks up at it with satisfaction.)
Chazz: It won't be long now.
Jaden: Run, Chazz!!
Syrus: They're here!!
(Chazz looks up at Jaden and Syrus, who just ran outside their room.)
Chazz: What're you dorks *talking* about? These guys are building a private *room* onto this dump! I figure if I'm gonna be *stuck* in this place, I may as well be living in style.
Jaden (to Syrus): So much for *your* theory.
Syrus (sheepishly): I guess I got a little carried away. <20:00> Sorry for the scare. I think I should lay off the late night movies for a while!
Jaden (think): But I wonder if what Syrus overheard is *true*...? Do they really wanna *tear down our dorm*?!
END <20:13>
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May 12, 2011
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